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What's On & Expat - Philippines

November  25 - December 1,  2007     
 

 

MURRAY HERTZ

Filipino Excuses Come Fast and Furious
 

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  Murray Hertz

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  Agnes M. Abrau
 

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  Francesca L. Ortigas
 

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  Richard A. Ramos (Cebu)
 

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Exodus ... from page 1

    Great technology but where are the 
              doctors and nurses?

   Okay, the Philippines has the hospitals and the technology, but where are the doctors and the nurses? Some say of what good is all this hype on medical tourism when the cream of the cream have packed up and gone overseas?
   There must be–to use a favorite government term – “transparency” in all this business. Many sectors of society insist that there must be honesty in all this campaign to push medical services into the forefront of foreign tourism. The government must address this issue–and urgently so–of the mass exodus of Philippine medical and nursing practitioners.

                            Reactions
   During the 2nd International Medical Travel Conference hosted by DOT at a Makati hotel, Undersecretary Oscar Palabyab reacted to the observation, saying that pushing for medical tourism in the Philippines could solve the perceived problem. “If many foreigners come to our shores for medical treatment, then local doctors would see no reason to leave their country.” He explained that if medical tourism were to succeed, that would eventually create a situation where the pay for medical practitioners would go up.
   Former Health Secretary Alfredo Bengson, who was one of the speakers during the aforesaid conference, said that the issue raised of departing doctors is valid and hopefully solutions would be found by both government and private sectors.
   A lady journalist from Romania now based in Vietnam told What”s On & Expat that the issue of the declining number of physicians in the Philippines is an eye-opener.
   The medical conference was attended by some 100 foreign medical practitioners, medical institution representatives and journalists. They were taken to a tour of St. Luke’s Medical Center in Quezon City and other top hospitals in Metro Manila.

                 Chinese Sector Supports
                      Medical  Tourism

   During the 20th Joint Meeting of the Philippine-Chinese Business Council (PCBC based in the Philippines (cited earlier) and the Chinese-Philippine Business Council (CPBC) based in

I LOVE FILIPINO EXCUSES and some day, this procrastinating columnist will write a book and list all the great excuses I have heard over my 28 years living in this crazy, mixed up, but wonderful adopted country. It could be a best seller because all of the young people (bagets) will buy the book just to come up with great excuses to sneak away from mom and dad to do the things that satisfy teenage urges. Adults will buy it because if gives them so many reasons to do what they do, which is mostly coming late to work or missing work altogether. If you have some good ones, send them to me. When I become a billionaire from the sales of the book, I will share the royalties with you and we can both buy our own personal Beeline Helicopters from Benny Gopez.
 

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HERE ARE A FEW: Late for work: “I swear it’s true. The door to the refrigerator fell off. It took time to put it back on.… The streets are flooded from the rain. Can’t get out… Got caught in traffic. (That’s a classic that we’ve used for years and it is almost worn out.)… Had an accident coming to work, but I’m okay.… She tells her mom and dad: “I’m spending the night with my best girl friend. She has no phone.” Uh huh. You betcha… Can’t go to work: “I have LBM.” (Loose Bowel Movements) (If he had a cork he could come to work.) “My grandmother in the province died. My grandfather in the province died.” It is surprising to note that many employees have as many as four or five grandparents and they keep dying frequently and conveniently... “The carabao had heat stroke. Needs immediate attention. (Did they try giving it smelling salts?)
HERE ARE A FEW: Late for work: “I swear it’s true. The door to the refrigerator fell off. It took time to put it back on.… The streets are flooded from the rain. Can’t get out… Got caught in traffic. (That’s a classic that we’ve used for years and it is almost worn out.)… Had an accident coming to work, but I’m okay.… She tells her mom and dad: “I’m spending the night with my best girl friend. She has no phone.” Uh huh. You betcha… Can’t go to work: “I have LBM.” (Loose Bowel Movements) (If he had a cork he could come to work.) “My grandmother in the province died. My grandfather in the province died.” It is surprising to note that many employees have as many as four or five grandparents and they keep dying frequently and conveniently... “The carabao had heat stroke. Needs immediate attention. (Did they try giving it smelling salts?)
 

WAIT! THERE’S MORE: “I passed by a wake on my way to the office and it depressed me so much that I couldn’t face a day of work and went home… How about this one? “The heel of my shoe broke off and I was late because I had to buy a new pair of shoes… Of course the tried and true ones are “The alarm didn’t go off.” (That one takes a lot of guts). “I couldn’t get a jeepney to stop for me.” (Why? Didn’t you take a bath that day?)... No water… No electricity so I could not iron my wrinkled clothes and I didn’t want to go to the office looking sloppy… I have dysmenorrhea – a reliable monthly female excuse. Did she ever hear of sanitary napkins and Tylenol?... My mother is alone and I have to take care of her… Misplaced loyalty: It’s my best friend’s birthday and I have to go to her party. (now doesn’t that take the cake for the ballsiest excuse I have ever heard?) Of course she should be fired for that one. Family comes first: Couldn’t come to work because my relatives showed up at the house… This one takes the grand prize: The elevator was too slow. Ay naku.
 

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EAR TO THE DOOR: Such juicy chizmis. The wise guys on the street are saying that a Filipino soft drink giant has acquired the majority of the shares of Asian Spirit Airlines. The rumor mongers further speculate that he will take Asian Spirit and another popular local airline (and if you don’t know which one that is then you live in a cave) that he previously snapped up and merge the two of them into one powerhouse airline. Izzat true? Damned if I know, but it sure makes for good gossip. Will Philippines Airlines like to hear that story? Well, what do you think?… More grist for the mill. A long time German resident of the Philippines and his group are planning to build the mother of all resorts in Panglao, Bohol. Super, super luxurious and more amenities than most people can envision, like helicopter transfers to and from, rooms to end all rooms and food to die for, etc. Prices are supposed to start at US$10,000 a day. For that kind of money, they should supply me with a personal dolphin to swim with. M’gosh! Are they crazy? Maybe yes, maybe no, but they just might surprise you and make a go out of this super luxury resort. Can I make my reservation now? And don’t forget my dolphin!

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St. Luke’s Medical Medical Center has state-of-the-art technology

Taiwan which washeld at a hotel in Makati, the focus of attention was the economic corridor between Taiwan and the Philippines Aside from the session held on strengthening the Information and Communications Technology business, another conference was devoted to promoting Medical Tourism in the Philippines and Taiwan.
   The Taiwanese speakers were joined by the Philippine delegates on Medical Tourism. One was Dr. Anthony P. Calibo, program manager of Philippine Medical Tourism in the Office of the Undersecretary of Health. The other was Ruy Y. Moreno, director for Operations of the Private Sector, National Competitive Council.
 

 

 Taiwanese participant, Ms. Tze-Hwa Chow, executive vice president of the Min-Sheng Health Care said that Taiwan’s Medical Tourism is on the go, although some minor kinks wait to be ironed out such as making all top hospitals have a hotel-like atmosphere, complete with posh restaurants and shopping sections.
   But Taiwan’s encumbrance is not as serious as that of the Philippines, which is the lack of doctors and nurses because of the exodus. Dr. Calibo expressed the view, when pressed for comment by What’s On & Expat that the issue brought up by observers on the low salaries received by doctors must indeed be remedied. It was learned that a doctor in a public hospital receives only something like Php11,800.

 
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